Amazing Contest Rules and Awards

You've got creativity, you've got some editing skills, you've got some nerve. Put 'em to work by creating a new outtake, remix or otherwise memorable moment from studio sessions, broadcasts and even private conversations. You might even win something!

Here's what we need:

• Memorable recorded moments, actual or contrived, for presentation to supporters and donors.
  
• We want to take folks inside the process and share those moments, actual or contrived, that we'll personally remember for the rest of our lives.
• Remember, your submission(s) must be useful for various gatherings. At this time there is no intent to air your work, but management reserves the right to change our minds, actual or contrived.

Here's what the judges are looking for:

• Creativity
• Emotion
• Excellence
• Uniqueness
• Element of surprise
• An aha! moment
• Snappy writing
• Heart
  

Here's what you'll submit:

• One spot :30 to :90 (careful, longer spots will be judged more harshly)
• Format: MP3 or MP4
• Audio file can be emailed or delivered in person via flashdrive (returnable)
• Permissions forms if applicable

Here's When You Need to Give Us Your Entry:

• February 20, 3:00 p.m. Mountain
  

Here's What you Could Win:

• iPod
• iTunes Gift Card
• Gift cards from other merchants
• Candy
• Hot Dogs (bun available upon request)
• Prestige, an elevator pass and a spot on the corporate wall of fame
  

Here's What You Should Put On Your Reading Glasses To See (The Fine Print):

• All submissions become corporate property, unless a piece is just so bad it has to be destroyed
• By submitting work you are granting gratis public or private performance in perpituity with no past, present or future liability to corporation, its members or its board
• Any works deemed offensive will be rejected
• Entrants are advised to use common sense in regards to permissions and are urged to secure clearances by parties who may not be amused by being the object of a joke
• Judges rulings are final and will be considered law, unless significant bribes are offered tantamount to cheating and we all know what happens to cheaters don't we (they have to move to Florida)
  
• Company outright denies any involvement in similar contests worldwide